distractedbyshinyobjects:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

Apart from being super cool - which it definitely is - the serrated side cuts through braided rope, and though I haven’t seen it in person I’d be willing to bet money the smallest (“flat phillips”) screwdriver picks handcuffs.
Ladies, this is an escape tool.

distractedbyshinyobjects:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

Apart from being super cool - which it definitely is - the serrated side cuts through braided rope, and though I haven’t seen it in person I’d be willing to bet money the smallest (“flat phillips”) screwdriver picks handcuffs.

Ladies, this is an escape tool.

realjoebiden:

The coolest thing about being 5’2” is that no one anticipates that I’m stacked to the brim with a total disregard for authority.

Played 4,037 times

indaymusic:

Candlelit | Frightened Rabbit

Love’s checkered past
Is littered with violent acts

(Source: paula-qu)

Played 588 times

(Source: jonhedoesit)

xbox420:

slimydad:

I can not stop watching this

this video has disrupted my entire day

this is from the x files

(Source: rock-n-pizzarolls)

do-not-touch-my-food:

Mashed Potatoes
Played 19,523 times

subtleandquicktoanger:

mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours:

Troy McClure - Dr. Zaius

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

(Source: vinebox)

I really want to go shopping for dresses.

black ones and red ones and all different pretty dresses

who wants to go let’s go right now come on

(Source: fuckjerry)